You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
