hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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