laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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