the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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