I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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