PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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Who died my cat blue again?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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