quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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