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My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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