Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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