We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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