please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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