:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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