whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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