that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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