people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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