Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Acid is not a monday night drug
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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