...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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