we're blogging at a bar
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You made out with two different species that night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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