Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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