Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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