Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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