No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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