Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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