watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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