I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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