Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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