it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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