I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
