gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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