is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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