So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what if I'm pregnant?
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maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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