honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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