This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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