I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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