Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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