i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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