Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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