i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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