I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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