He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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