He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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