I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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