Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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