ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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