I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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