Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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