Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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