The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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