You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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