i think i have herpe
just one?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
So squirting runs in the family.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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