How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.