New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He did a backflip because drugs
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