Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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