Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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