I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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