I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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