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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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