well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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