Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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